My dog is a genius. Besides his ability to perform aerial stunts and other circus tricks (no really), he is a big chewer. We've had to get him the "Galileo" bone, which is designed for Rottweilers, Mastiffs, Pitbulls, etc. We can actually pick him up by it, his bite is so strong.
When he gets to chewing, though, he is all about leverage. He usually tries to get us to hold the bone while he chews, or props himself up against a door. That "lack of opposable thumbs" really gets to him. He has recently come up with another trick to get leverage, completely of his own accord: Michelle's shoes:
posted by Rich at 9:45 AM
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