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"I feel so used" |
"Fuck CDF", she said, as her downward spiral
into alcoholism continued. |
The "Shaft and Columbo Reunion" gone bad. |
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We're not sure why Danielle's bed is a crime
scene...... |
MMM....Beer... |

"I'm so fuckin wasted right now" |
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MMM....Liquor.... |

Best Buddies. |

"Party People in the house...MAKE SOME
NOISE!!!"
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"And just what do you mean by that?" |

"Yep, I look like a big pussy." |

Random Candid Shot #1 |
"No, what I'm saying is, Daniel could fuck up
Cobra Kai even without the Crane Kick." |
"What, me worry?" |

Random Candid Shot #2 |
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My loving girlfriend showing her best side. |

"Sure, you can sit on my lap" |

"Go Panthers!" |
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"The Orange and the Blue, and a GO GATORS!" |
Random Candid Shot #3 |

Karate Dudes get all the chicks. |
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"Ciao" |

"OOO, me next, big boy!" |

"So, you come here often?" |
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MMM....Potato Chips... |

Candid Shot Number....um...4? |

"Oh no! I'm late for altar boy
training!" |
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Step 1: Get shiny shirt
Step 2: Grow appropriately devilish goatee
Step 3: Get YOUR FREAK ON! |

"And the award for funniest picture of the night
goes to..." |

"Good thing I got to the costume shop before they
ran out of 'Guy in the Orange Shirt' costumes" |
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"And the award for 'I don't know who the heck you
are' goes to..." |

There's only so many chances you get to take pictures
with the inadvertent appearance of canine-administered fellatio.
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This is Barney. He lives in our basement. No,
really.
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Brooke and Danielle, conjoined twins livin it up! |

"Fuck Spock....you're much softer" |

"I'm squeezing a pumpkin", she
thought. |
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"I think I'm coming down with the flu" |

Candid Shot #......8.... |

"This picture was widely believed to be the end
of my political career" |